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(Source: indigofragments)

disneyineveryway:

alwaysbelieveindisneymagic:

disneyismyescape:

yakfrost:

i just

im deleting 

i’M SO FREAKING DONE WITH THIS FANDOM

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

shavingryansprivates:

jrdyn:

shavingryansprivates:

s cience tumblr why the hoobly boobly

Tectonic plates

thank You

imperfecthope:

martin-of-crieffstonia:

can-we-just-no-we-can-t:

buzzfeed:

Dad jokes = the best jokes.

"Don’t be disgusting"

how is a toaster delivered in theory

FAVOURITE

herspanic:

why are pictures like this taken and also why do you guys reblog them 
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herspanic:

why are pictures like this taken and also why do you guys reblog them 

(Source: thejogging)

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(Source: queefsquad)

keepongaming:

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

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imagei wasn’t joking

if you die in wii sports resort you die in real life

(Source: sciencefucker)

officialunitedstates:

there’s a windowin my second floor accounting 101 classand sometimes I look out thatwindowand for the past three monthsthere has been a tree that I can see from thatwindowbut for the past three weeksthere has been alarge plastic tarpcaught in that treebut how did a tarp get up in that treeand just who does that tarp think he iswhy didn’t that tarp’s parents raise him betterso as to not ruin my view of the treeand whyis the tarp sotorn and batteredlike a ship caught up in a stormits sails torn offreplaced with the currentstate of affairsdown downdownthe tarp yearns to be releasedbut I cannot let it gothat is up to the treemaybe if I stop looking out the windowthat tarp can be freeor maybe I can convince myselfI never really cared for the view
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officialunitedstates:

there’s a window
in my second floor accounting 101 class
and sometimes I look out that
window
and for the past three months
there has been a
tree that I can see from that
window
but for the past three weeks
there has been a
large plastic tarp
caught in that tree
but how did a tarp get up in that tree

and just who does that tarp think he is
why didn’t that tarp’s parents raise him better
so as to not ruin my view of the tree
and why
is the tarp so
torn and battered
like a ship caught up in a storm
its sails torn off
replaced with the current
state of affairs
down
down
down
the tarp yearns to be released
but I cannot let it go
that is up to the tree

maybe if I stop looking out the window
that tarp
can be free
or maybe I can convince myself
I never really cared for the view

dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something